comments from a marriage

the scene: stone making a list of things to pick up at the store


court:  oh, i need razors.

stone:  i got you razors in your stocking at christmas?!

court:  really?  that was december.  i shave my legs every.single.day

stone: oh yeah.  i forgot....plus you have beastly hair.


i think i might have been offended.....

but then i laughed so hard i got the hiccups.