we are being honest, right?
not only do i wear the same grey t-shirt, that says 'bonjour bonjour bonjour bonjour' down the front, every other day
i also still wear my maternity jeans
they look like boyfriend jeans....and they are only 'maternity' in the back
kind of like a maternity pants mullet
the only problem is they give me saggy flat booty
and that my friend is why stone informed me last night he 'HATES those pants'
i informed him i filled them out when i was pregnant
he said that's because i was 'big booty judy then'